A little Friday Humor
Hallam, Ken J
Ken.Hallam at unisys.com
Fri Apr 10 08:16:05 PDT 1998
* From the T10 (formerly SCSI) Reflector (t10 at symbios.com), posted by:
* "Hallam, Ken J" <Ken.Hallam at unisys.com>
For your amusement on Good Friday.
> >WHAT IF DR. SEUSS DID TECHNICAL WRITING?
> >If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
> >and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
> >and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
> >then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
> >If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
> >and the double-clicking icon puts your windows in the trash,
> >and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
> >then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
> >If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
> >says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
> >but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
> >that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
> >and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
> >so your icons in the windows are as wavy as a souse,
> >then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
> >'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
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